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Ever have one of those days when nothing seems to go right? 
 

 
And no one seems to care?
 

 
On days like that, feel free to release a little of your inner frustration.
 
 
 
You know you’ll feel better for it.
 

 
Have a happy, happy, wondersome day!

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Renee got me, so here goes.
Here are Alice’s rules.
We’re playing Telephone again, only this time I’m going to call it “Whisper.”
What you do is make a change in the paragraph below. It can be as little as a single word or almost every word, so long as we can still recognize the paragraph you received. [...]

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I should know better by now.  Really, I should.  Apparently, I don’t.
The other day at work, a co-worker asked me a question about a certain signature policy.  Could she sign off on a document or not?  I wasn’t sure, but I said I would find out.  Stupid me, I asked about it.  Can so and [...]

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Bill’s Bad Night

This is Bill.
 
Bill had a bad night.
Bill had a potty emergency,
But Bill’s mama was asleep.
Since Bill doesn’t have opposable thumbs,
Bill did the only thing he knew to do.
Bill tried to go outside without using the doorknob.
 
It’s a good thing Bill’s mama finally woke up.
 
 

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This is just one of those “See, I wasn’t kidding” follow ups.  This is where the car shed landed when it blew away.  It’s still there, and none of the high winds we’ve had since the day it took flight have moved it in the least.  Maybe my next project should be to stand in [...]

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New, Used, and Used Up

I have a theory about disappointment. The short version goes like this: If you can stop wanting anything, you’ll never be disappointed. It makes for a small life, and the ache of emptiness fills in the space vacated by the ache of disappointment. I haven’t decided yet whether it’s a good [...]

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